In the Cathedral: Images & Confessions

Prelude

I recently found back something I thought lost for ten years – a collection of poems from my youth, paper copies of my earliest work, when ideas and imagination went merrily unchecked, until at some point they were fewer and fewer between. My brother had scrapped my ancient computer for me, and drilled holes through all the floppy discs to ensure that nothing could be found.

When my love died and I moved, this had been carelessly thrown into the bottom of a box of assorted old but necessary papers, taxes and the like. I was devastated thinking this had been lost.

Sharing it, as a way of rekindling creativity.

Shopping: A rant.

I work with people living with addictions and mental health issues. Sometimes they cannot manage their behaviours because of this, and I do my best to diffuse the situation to work with them to find solutions. It’s tough, especially right now.

I’m on planned ‘staycation’ this week (I was supposed to be visiting Korea) and had to do a grocery shop. I went for 10am, to allow those in need to go first as requested. 3/4s of the people in the store were at the minimum courteous, responding to ‘excuse me’, ‘so sorry’, etc. The last 1/4 could do with full psychiatric work up before being allowed in public.

It’s like they haven’t seen the news of what’s going on, freaking out on staff and other shoppers about barren shelves and high prices. Some I’m sure were just desperate for conversation. Some a-holes had procreated, brought their brats and were letting them run free and touch everything with hands in their mouths, whilst parents (men and women) either were on a work or personal call in the middle of the aisle. One dude had the audacity to berate someone for not social distancing from his free range brats, and his cart was blocking the aisle while he was on the phone laughing with a buddy. If you’ve been to Maple Leaf Gardens Loblaws, they have a great racially diverse staff, and being right in the gay village, lots of LGBT+ staff too. It’s a point of pride. But I saw a couple of Karens and Beckys and Chads (sorry, to my friend Chad!) were working up to ‘I want to speak to a manager’. At 10am. OMG. The poor staff.

Your. Privilege. Is. Showing. You. Nasty. Racist. Homophobic. Spoiled. Non-Essential. Cretins.

You are not the end all and the be all. You’ve missed the “We’re all in this together” understanding that the bulk of Canadians are getting. If this is what staff are dealing with daily, the store needs to start handing out lifetime bans.

I got pretty close to getting what I needed, but had to give up, as the store was filling up, as was my panic meter. Got through self-checkout, having brought my own sanitizer. Then struggled back through people, as there was only one entrance/exit open, to manage the flow.

The door was being blocked by a privileged Becky throwing a full tantrum at the doorway, as the store was at capacity, and she was technically first in line, except she was already out and had forgotten one thing, and was arguing with the guy at the door that he could watch her bags on the street while she ran in to grab it. I kid you not. I said excuse me three times, until she went ‘just a minute’, and then I just moved through, forcing her back.
When I go out in public in general, I am not being employed to be the human service worker that I am. I am not there to manage your emotions, outside of socially accepted conventions: be polite i.e. excuse me, please, thank you, sorry – all things your parents/guardians should’ve taught you.
There were good parents, who were being mindful of their kids, and people who were just putting things back due to cost (not just handling for the sake of handling.) I heard quiet discussions of ‘we will sort out the bills later’, and my heart broke. I accept I am privileged on many levels, one of which currently is having a full-time job with benefits, and know some of my friends are struggling at the moment. I was fortunate as well that I got what I got for only $48 and change, as I had saved up $220 in points. I’ll be making another donation to the local food bank shortly.

I got home on auto-pilot, and then safe behind a locked door again, let the panic attack come to get it over with – full sweats, tears, choking, chest pain and gasping for air. Scared littlest puppy, as she has mercifully never seen me this way. Zylly, my trooper, just calmly came and pressed against me, and is still pressed against me as I write this. I have seriously never had a panic attack this bad in at least 14-15 years, when I was off work, after getting attacked on the job.

My clients for the most part admit where they messed up, and either apologize for their actions, or accept the situation and move on. You people I saw today, you privileged people who can’t see your privilege, you are not the pillars of society that you think you are, when you cannot treat overworked grocery store staff with the basic respect for the absolute stress that they are working under at the moment.

I don’t even want to imagine the store later today when there will be more people trickling in: those who are currently working, in over-stressed positions of their own, who may have fraying nerves after dealing with similar idiots all day.

For the love of humanity, show some basic curtesy right now, or stay home.

Letter To Tera

(Tera was a friend from university, who I finally got upset with in person and cut contact with. She reached out to a mutual friend to establish contact. First two paragraphs are what she sent.)

Sigh. I don’t want him to get mad at you for asking. And i don’t want to put you in a position that makes you uncomfortable in any way. If you are okay asking him, that would be great, but like I said it’s just to satisfy my curiosity, which in the grand scheme of things, isn’t really a big deal, you know? As I mentioned I think about it from time to time and wrack my brain trying to figure out what happened, and I just come up with nothing. 

I mean, if I did something that was so horrible, i would like to know so I can try to make it right, although it doesn’t sound like he even wants that. If it’s some kind of huge misunderstanding, I don’t understand why he wouldn’t have clarified with me before utterly losing it on me.

*****

Tera, 

Of course, I’m not mad at her for asking: I knew you would sooner or later do so. I am not even surprised that it is later, and that you consider it no big deal, because you want to satisfy your curiosity first and foremost, instead of trying to reach out to repair the hurt that I clearly evidenced. 

And within that lies the entire crux of the situation. Allow me to explain how in almost 30 years we got to this point.  

Twenty-eight years ago, you dragged me out of the closet. Twenty-seven years ago, you convinced me to move to Toronto. Twenty-six years ago, I was lucky to see you as a friend once a month. Twenty-five years ago, I realized that I was only interesting to you as a project, and as I gained new insight into myself and my own independence into my life as a whole, your continued go-to was the naive country bumpkin you rescued.

Because of the way you painted me when I first moved to the city, a good swath of your friends didn’t want me around. I was the albatross around your neck, because clearly, i wasn’t understanding the ways of the world, because they didn’t add up to your perception of what a gay should be like.

Just like you resented Deb “stealing” your style – one she excelled in and grew, up to her death – and began to mischaracterize her, you would dismiss my comments and corrections about your misperceptions of what gay lifestyle entailed, because as you put it to me once “you wouldn’t have any clue about it, if I hadn’t brought you here.”  

Heck, when I went to do drag for the first time, you told me how I couldn’t possibly, because real drag queens were artists, who spent thousands on their outfits and they had talent. I was so glad for your support then.  Even after you saw some of the pics, you told me how terrible I looked…despite the fact I was offered a regular gig.  At that time, I still had a level of naivete about me that I was somehow lesser, and I looked to you for counsel. You were key in me not pursuing that path. 

But it was still hurtful, so I then chose to spend less time with you in person. I followed you on LiveJournal and later Facebook. It was fascinating watching you live in another country. I for one had actually looked forward to hearing more about certain things when you returned, but I remember when you came back you resenting that no one wanted to hear about your time there. 

I was kind of shocked since that was ALL we talked about that first afternoon I got together with you upon your return.  When I said to you “well we’ve now talked for two hours about your year, and you haven’t asked how I’m doing,” you scoffed and said, “everybody here is doing the exact same things as when I left, dancing to the same music, in the same clubs with the same people talking about the same boring stuff and I’ve just come back from having the most amazing life experience and no one is interested in hearing about it. My cousin warned me people would be like this.”  

I don’t think I felt my life be that devalued by someone I called a friend up to that point in my life, or since. 

So, I spent even less time with you. You would dip in and out of my life at your convenience, mostly to satisfy your curiosity. You wanted to visit when I was with David not to meet my significant other, but to observe Rych’s uncle, who you were fascinated with and had taken pictures of through the window meeting his son for the first-time years prior. When I tried to change the topic, you took it back to “omg Rob, this is my history: I met him before you did.  I just have so many questions!”

Your wanting to get together over the years was always at your convenience, and demanded, never asked. If I did ask to get together, it was an inconvenience, you were busy, work, boyfriend etc., with no alternative offered.  

Think I am exaggerating?  Let’s go to the recent examples prior to me “utterly losing it” on you.

This was the penultimate conversation on Messenger, just prior to us meeting:

You: “hey, did you get a new dog?”

Me: “What the, one I’ve been posting about about for a year?”

You: “I don’t have time to keep up with people.  What kind is it?”

Me: “Chihuaha”

You: “Great. I need to bring (my son) to see it.”

Yeah, I didn’t respond, as there was little point in you getting the obvious. 

So, beyond the fact that you have no time to keep up with people, my pet is to serve as your son’s entertainment, and I should be good with that?  Well, sweetheart, the last time I entertained you and your son it was just after my husband died at our old apartment. You couldn’t have been bothered to listen for more than 10 – 15 minutes of what I had been through without telling my you didn’t want to hear anymore, as it would be too upsetting for your non-verbal, not quite a toddler son and you just couldn’t deal. You kept it pretty much focussed on the dogs.  And you fucking had the audacity to remind me that you were so glad that you brought me to Toronto so that I had the opportunity to meet Jaymz.

I bawled for hours after you left.

In that intervening time, I still tried to maintain a friendship with you.  On several occasions, eventually with your father entering hospital you would reach out for help with questions regarding the social service and health care systems.  Your response on those occasions was a variation of: “I took the same course you.”  

Goddamnit, I have specialized far beyond college.  As you pursued several more different degrees/diplomas in areas you never used, In the last 15 years I was getting additional certification in what I do; in the last ten years, I have been a consultant on a series of books on system navigation; I was tapped to sit on round-tables with the Ministry of Health for redesigning dementia and palliative care; I sat on the Board of Directors of the Ontario Caregiver Coalition, and lobbied to get the family caregiver leave that now exists.  I reached out to share step by step what you needed to do when your dad went into the hospital, to make sure that you were prepared for next steps: you dismissed my entire message with “yeah, he’s not leaving the hospital”, and lauded your friend’s advice about how they got private long-term care…which doesn’t exist. No such thing. That’s pay-for seniors’ care, and people are dying in those situations, as it is non-medical care, which people can be charged what the market will bear, and falls under a completely different section of legislation.

My entire line of work at the time for ten years, but you took the same course in college…

I have always been grateful to you for supporting me as I came out.  And for convincing me to move to Toronto. But while you may have been a support at that point in time, you haven’t actually been around for the tough bits since, so don’t kid yourself on how big of a role you have had in my life.

See, everyone who is gay at the point they come out wears a shield identity that they navigate the world behind.  You once made a comment that I was like I had just hit my teen years and was just figuring stuff out. That was actually true.  But beyond the trials and travails of transitioning from childhood to adulthood, a gay person has to weigh and come to terms with their own identity and every relationship that they have ever had, and how the revelation of their orientation will either strengthen or weaken those relationships.  They have to chip away at their own shield identity to figure out which part of them is really them, and which part the facade. As they gain acceptance for themselves, they begin to rebuild themselves, almost like people have to rebuild themselves after a bad breakup, except it is continuous until they can say ‘fuck it, I’m okay with myself’.  To put someone back in the context of a previous identity without being able to acknowledge the current identity (i.e. “I can’t believe how much you have changed since when we first met; you’ve gone from the shy closet case to living your truth”) is not just dismissive, it is nothing short of damaging…if not to the person, then to the relationship.

As far as moving to Toronto, that had always been on my agenda.  I would have gotten here one way or the other. But it isn’t like you fed and housed me and got me a job.  In fact, some of the advice you gave me for resume prep and job search – e.g. “be a stripper, it’s good money” – is the worse I have ever received in my life.

Then the ultimate conversation.  Here is what set things up:

You: “hey, boyfriend and I were just at Storm Crow Manor for dinner.  Now at Woody’s. Come.”

I showed that message to the friends I was with hanging out with that night, a few doors down.  Their comments included “what a rude b-h”, “does she think you have no life”, and “don’t go. What kind of a c-t doesn’t plan?”

Still don’t get it?  You had an opportunity prior to say “I’m going to dinner with my boyfriend in your neighborhood.  I’d love if you can come join us afterwards at Woody’s if you’re not doing anything.” But you don’t ask, you demand. You don’t consider, you control.

But I went.  Thought maybe you might have gotten it, since I hadn’t replied about the dog, but that was the second thing out of your mouth as an introduction to your new dude, “he’s got this little dog I’m taking my kid to see”.

The first thing out of your mouth was “this is the gay I dragged out of university and moved to Toronto.”

That’s when I started recording you on to Facebook live.  I needed to know that what I was hearing was the gospel truth, and that anytime my heart started thinking “I should see how she is doing”, I could watch that, and spare myself some tears.

For a while in my life when I moved here, I just thought it was me.  As I struggled to navigate my coming out in Toronto, and being continually told at first how naive and dumb I was about the ‘real world’, I missed the fact that you treat a lot of people like this.  The most disparaging conversation I have ever witnessed was you telling your childhood best friend, ‘what do you know, you haven’t been to university’ while you got your stripper gear out.  You could strip, because it was going to your tuition.  She was ‘just’ a stripper. 

And you never seem to get it when someone else is embarrassed.  I can’t believe that you were telling guests that you accidentally got pregnant, because you stopped taking birth control, because you didn’t have sex very often…while your boyfriend at the time is just in the bathroom. I’ve heard you several times suggest that you should hold an intervention for different people, while downing a beer.  I’m also very cognizant of the fact that you currently have the evil stepmother role down pat. 

You wonder why I didn’t say anything?  I have given you almost 30 years of conversation, hints, outright statements and explanations, which have gone over your head, so this isn’t a little misunderstanding one time in a bar.  

You wonder why I don’t want to talk with you anymore? Encounters with you over the years have left me feeling horrible, devalued, and questioning myself.  And I refuse, after working on my own self for thirty years and feeling okay with myself, to be dragged backwards by someone who is that toxic.  I’m even going to give you the benefit of the doubt for past gratitude that you are being intentionally cruel; I believe that you have a narcissistic personality disorder.

From the Mayo Clinic, traits of narcissistic personality disorder include:

  • Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
  • Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
  • Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
  • Exaggerate achievements and talents
  • Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
  • Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
  • Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
  • Take advantage of others to get what they want
  • Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
  • Be envious of others and believe others envy them
  • Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious

I am sure that you are going to dismiss this letter right out of hand.  Also from Mayo:

At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they perceive as criticism, and they can:

  • Become impatient or angry when they don’t receive special treatment
  • Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
  • React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
  • Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
  • Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
  • Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
  • Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation

Source: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662 

In conclusion:  I do not regret having you enter my life three decades ago.  I believe that people come into your life for a reason, season or lifetime.  Yours was a reason, but the solution was achieved shortly after I got to the city.  Again, I am also grateful for you introducing me to some of the most wonderful people on the planet that I remain in close touch with for the same period of time.  They are also some of the same people who you have belittled, hurt and disparaged over the years.  I feel sad for you, because they are some of the most supportive and loving people I have ever met.

I hope you learn and grow from some of what I have written here.  Sadly, I feel like you simply dismiss it all, and continue to damage your relationships and not even know why.

I wish you well in life, but I do not want you in mine.

(Edit: From the mutual friend I got her response – She read it can’t understand where all the anger is coming from remembers things differently from you. Comments from mutual ex-friends of hers include: “of course she didn’t….eyes roll hard”; “She will dismiss it of course but its brilliant!”; and other descriptions of her that I won’t share here.

I’m actually not angry with her, and wasn’t angry when I wrote this: I was only angry that night, and by the time I got home the anger was at myself for allowing myself to feel beholden to her. I tried to give clear examples of memorable moments, so that I wasn’t dismissed out of hand, but she would like to try and gaslight, even when there were others present who can vouch for the conversations. I feel sad for her that she continues to damage relationships with so many wonderful people.)

Snooze

I hit snooze
And move close

This here this now
Perfection

Warm in your arms
Safe in your heart

Doggies sigh with puppy dreams drowning

All of us knowing that this day will start

Not knowing what strife may strike
Uncertainty, upset, unrest
The news will bring over coffee
Business over breakfast
Rushing out
Hair messed
Weatherman’s light rain
Torrential downpours
Missed emails and deadlines
Pings and vibrations of
Everyone seeking attention
Crises, crying, calamity

I hit snooze
And move close

This here this now
Perfection

Warm in your arms
Safe in your heart

iMac, full circle

There are little things even today that catch my breath in a paralysis of remembrance -sometimes sad, sometimes joyous – of the still palpable loss of Jaymz. There are the plates from a trip to Greece I never took on the kitchen wall, because they were from his trip, on his kitchen wall. There are shirts carefully packaged away, not to be worn. There’s the puppy on my lap who is a warm tangible tie to nine years ago.

One of the biggest little things was the iMac.

Jaymz was no computer aficionado.  He was happy with his little laptop, being able to search fashion and hair with Google, and be able to play Bejewelled for hours at a time. As it happened his system crashed, whether from careless handling or spilled beer, around the same time that my lumbering desktop died spectacularly, succumbing to so many viruses a hazmat suit was needed before it could be taken away.

I being eternally cheap was slowly trying to figure out how I was going to get a new system. He was not going to wait around, and though in early stages of our relationship had already determined that he was keeping me, thus we would make our first big purchase together. He was also most eager for me to break in my brand new, first ever credit card.

He wanted an Apple. I did not object, thus off to the Apple store we ventured. I had a rough idea of what I wanted, and the money that I wanted to spend on it. He swept in the store, stalking the cutest sales rep he could find, with a casual “excuse me, darling, we need you.”

The rep began to speak specs, and I nodded in happy agreement. He began to speak specs at Jaymz, who merely stroked a finger along the top of the nearest unit and declared “shiny…” with eyes glazed open.  The rep to his credit began speaking specs to me, and analogies to Jaymz, clearly an engineering student with a penchant for Star Trek.

Enchanted, Jaymz sought more. “Speakers, we need to make pretty music! Printers that copy and other stuff!” Cheerfully, the rep kept going with spiel after spiel.  I was impressed. He was knowledgeable. And most certainly aware that he was being flirted with shamelessly.

Finally, I had had enough and made my decision. “That computer, those speakers, this printer. We’ll take them.”

Both Jaymz and the rep turned startled. “REALLY?” they both chorused.

I nodded, sweating profusely and pulled out the Visa, Jaymz beaming proudly.  Seconds later the rep was over, letting me know that Visa was on the line about possible card fraud. Visa put me through several rounds of questions before accepting that the maiden voyage of the card was almost the card limit.

“Ooh, let’s keep shopping, you’re on a roll!” Jaymz cooed excitedly.

“No. Cigarette. Before I bring this back.”

Laughingly, he led the way, not pressing his luck. It was a cool day, which worked well at lowering my heightened anxiety. I had lost a job after all, and had no prospects lined up, and just dropped a bundle. We stood outside the Eaton centre, boxes carefully guarded between us, as he lit my cigarette; my hands were shaking so much trying not to think.  He took a satisfied drag, and sighed as if with post coital bliss.

“Well THAT was fun!” he declared loudly.

We drew the attention of a mother trying to get her giggling infant daughter into her coat. One arm would be in a sleeve, but as the mother tried to juggle her daughter around to get her other arm into the little red jacket, the devilish cherub would pull the first arm out, a wide smile flashing only two teeth as she crowed in mischievous delight.

Little Oshkosh B’gosh overalls, pink shoes matching pink turtleneck, pink bobble hair twists held two pom-poms of hair were enough to set Jaymz off:  “Oh my god, look at her she’s delicious!  My ovaries are going to burst.”

The mother turned amused and exasperated. “You think she’s cute now, but she’s been up since 3 a.m., and has not slowed down all day.”  Seeing our purchases she added “and you’d have to watch out with toys like that… what I wouldn’t give for one of those!”

“Trade you,” Jaymz said without hesitation.

“Done,” said the mother holding out the child.

“No, Jaymz,” I said flatly.

“But she said…”

“No. I need this for work.”

“But this one is available now and she is chocolatey-caramel goodness! Think what I could do with that hair! OH…my chi-chi bobos!” he wailed, pushing up imaginary breasts.

“He’s a hairdresser,” I explained calmly to the woman. “And your daughter is gorgeous – as are you. But he would take her in a heartbeat, so don’t let him have her or you’ll never see her again.”

The mother laughed. “You two are too much…but obviously she’d have a good life with you. Are you sure?” She wiggled the baby tantalizing.

The baby laughed more reaching out arms towards Jaymz. He looked at me with woe-filled eyes.

“Work now, money next, then child.”

He arched an eyebrow. “I’m holding that as a promise,” he said with a sniff.

Full circle to now. I’ve been reticent at getting a new system, as there never seems to be a good time to do so. But time is speaking to me more about the need to get a new job, and the computer speaks to me less, groaning as tries it’s best to do the simplest task I ask of it. I simply couldn’t make a decision, even having done my homework, and knowing what I wanted.

Then in the mail unexpectedly came a credit card replacement, as the old was about to expire. It was the sign I needed, so I took it out for it’s maiden flight.

This time there was an equally cute service rep, but I told him my specs and he got it from the back. My Visa went through no problem, as my limit is greatly expanded since then, and I’d already paid it off. I don’t smoke anymore, so there was no reason to pause outside. As I walked through the mall, I passed a group of eleven year olds and wondered if any of them had known they could have ended up with me as a father for an iMac.

I’d trade this new one to have Jaymz back again.

Team Award Speech

(I nominated my two IT colleagues at work for team of the year, and happily they won. However…HR forgot to mention I had to give a speech at our all-staff meeting about why I nominated them until the night before. Both being quiet men, praise is uncomfortable for them. This was the result. The colors reference is from the True Colors workshop, which we participated in.)

It is my great pleasure to say a few words about my nominees for the Team Parkinson Award: Danilo, System Analyst and Mehul, Network Administrator.

But first I want to tell you about my car.

When I bought my car, at the time I was doing community outreach with the needle exchange project and needed to carry quite a bit of materials with me. My friend sold used cars, I went to her because I trusted her, but she sent me elsewhere… never mess up a good friendship by buying a car.

Now I don’t speak car. I drive cars. I put gas in; get the thing serviced regularly, have an excellent driving record and that’s it. Start telling me you are concerned with a transmission issue, and I will have a frank conversation about safer sex and harm reduction, and get you condoms and bleach kits.

The used car sales dealers at other lots could smell the blood in the water. They talked car at me. I’m not a green, I’m not a gold. I didn’t know what to research. I didn’t know what they were saying, but I’m a blue, and I just knew that the deals weren’t good, and that I was being lied to.

So, back to my friend, and told her my budget, told her my needs, and asked her to pull a few vehicles for me to look at. Her colleagues were in tears laughing as I knocked cars off the list for the stupidest reasons: This car smelled funny. That one’s steering wheel felt weird. Another was the color of baby vomit.

The last one was a metallic forest-green coupe, sporty and sleek. I wanted to drive that car. If you’ve ever been to Mississauga there is a zone of car dealerships with a lot of cul de sacs and parking lots adjoining, which dealers will let VIP clients test drive off the street, thus outside of police notice. I had never drifted a car before but that thing turned on the proverbial dime. We got back to the dealership and the little boy in me wanted that car but the adult in me knew I had to have sufficient room for my outreach supplies.

“Honey,” my friend said “I got you covered.” At 6 feet and 300 lbs of self-described curvaceous lusciousness, my friend has heard every comment on her weight and size, but as she folded herself into the trunk and patted the space beside her coyly she not only sold me my car but another to a young couple with twins, and her colleagues stopped laughing as she filled in the paperwork for both of us that night.

Now just like I don’t know much about a cars, I am willing to bet that while a lot of y’all might know varying degrees about computers and telephones, not a lot of y’all know as much about networks, servers, phone systems, and all the other fun tools that we are using on a day to day basis, because there is never more a time that a gold, orange or green seems to want a hug from a blue in the office than when the phones or computers go down in the middle of a call, or eating that last board report you hadn’t saved properly.
That’s when you will hear the bleating cry of anguish arise.… “ARRGGGH BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH….MEHOOOOOOOOOL!”… “MY PHONE! DA NEEEEL OOOO”.

Servicing your immediate technological need is certainly not the primary focus of their job descriptions, yet both of these gentlemen not only do their best to drop everything else they are doing at that moment to help you, they both do it with kindness and gentle humour. They meet the needs of all you, their customers, much like my friend the salesperson, by meeting you at your level of understanding of technology, and never making you feel foolish about that…trust me, I have heard Mehul trying to explain technology to Sandie, and Sandie’s tech speak is limited to saying “I touched the hoogie on the whats it, and now the thingie is going eeeeeeeeeeee”.

I’m not even scratching the surface of what these two do on a day to day basis. What I will say, is while there is always a debate about the needs of Mission being the reason we are doing our job, and the needs of RD for us to be able to do that job, I nominated these two fine gentlemen, because it is a given that without their constant work both during and outside of regular business hours, none of us here would be able to fulfill the mission of serving the needs of our clients. They do their job efficiently, effectively, self-effacingly, yet effusively, with their cheerful “my friend, how can I help you” attitudes.

Gentlemen, thank you both.

First Impressions 

His pic

-three-quarter view –

Studies seriously something off-camera

A kind face with a few curls struggling free of product and placement

 

His profile

– Three quarter paragraphs –

Speaks simply, stirring within:

Approachable, articulate, artistic

Three reads through I say hello

 

He’s standing

Uncaring of a crowd around him, they diverge around

him

some looking to where he is staring up

Way up

They cannot fathom what he is seeing then he is seeing

Me through a crowd clearing away

 

He smiles…

 

(Handshake or Hug? Hey or Hello? Over-dressed, under-dressed OMG I could get obsessed)

 

Hug and hello, I could listen to that voice on my pillow, I can smell his hair that my fingers twitchingly want to touch

This is someone I could follow down rabbit holes

To adventures, shenanigans, still silent moments of focus

I listen and listen as he responds to my questions, conversing as deftly and casually as old lovers slip into spaces still sacred but not secret

And hours have passed until we need to sit.

 

His lips

Are as warm as his laughter

 

His tongue

Eases subtly as the sunlight on an overcast sky

 

His scent

Is a promise of memories

We pull back.

We continue on.

 

I listen and listen as he responds to my questions, conversing as deftly and casually as old lovers slip into spaces still sacred but not secret…

Thoughts before my birthday

Tomorrow I will really be mid 40s, and you know what?  I realize I’m good with that. It’s been overall a really good year, and a good decade of life thus far.  Oh, there are things I would still change in my life, those ‘if I knew then, what I know now’ moments, but I didn’t know then and have made peace with the idea that most of the choices that I have made were good choices for me, and if not good choices, well, at least it was what I wanted at the time.

But, I don’t have any real regrets. Some of the hardest, most painful decisions that I’ve made in life – even those made in anger – have proven to be the very best things of very bad situations.

So what has the first 44 years brought me?

  • I have now spent more time in an urban environment than a rural one. Sometimes I don’t like all the people around, but I hated the loneliness in the country even more. Still haven’t figured out a happy medium, but it’s okay.
  • I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, but I know I’m on the cusp of something big.
  • I have been out of the closet now longer than I have been in the closet.  I’ve got a rainbow flag on my balcony; I can be campy if I want to be, but it’s really about who I want to date. And if that’s not ok with you, fuck you.
  • I have learned that Family are those who choose to be in your life and love you unconditionally, not because they have to, but because they want to.  Some of my family is also my Family, but not all.  But I know that if I needed to pick up the phone in the middle of the night and say “I need help”, I’ve got a damn good list of people who’s response would be “I’ll be right there”.
  • I have a friendship that is 30 years. She’s my touchpoint in life, as I am hers. We might not chat forever, and then pick up the phone and talk for hours. She’s got the most dirt on me, because not only can I be honest with her, she simply knows who I was, where I’ve been, and how I got here. You have no idea how much love and respect I have for that woman, and if I ever need a safe zone to have truth thrown at me, that’s who I’ll go to.
  • I have had some fantastic teachers in life. Ms. Lassner taught me about forgiveness. Dr. Miller taught me patience. Father Ferris taught spirituality instead of religion. L’il boss teaches me how to talk about Dark Truths to others.
    • Some lessons have taken longer that others to understand.
  • I have officially lived with depression for 25 years. Unofficially, it was first suggested 4 years prior to that by a guidance counselor. I’m still here.  Most days are ok.  Some are damn fine. Those bad ones, I try and pull myself and landmark the shore of the past with the hope for the future.  But I work on it constantly now, where once I could’ve just let myself slip under and let go.
  • Because I had to suppress myself for so long, my twenties were the equivalent of teen years in a lot of ways. My 30’s were for beginning to accept myself as me. My 40s are all about starting life again.
  • I have had love, and I have had real love.  I had little loves that lasted, flirtations that couldn’t last as either one or the other was just not accepting of themselves, let alone another.
    • I had a love for almost seven years that proved to be a lie of sorts. Took another 15 years to sort that one out and realize I hadn’t done anything wrong except be naive.
    • Then I met Jaymz.  No expectations, no demands, just unconditional. A life of drama…and emmy award winning drama.
      • Now I’ve done the one thing he never did…live an extra year.  But, OMG, he knew how to LIVE.  There’s a huge difference.
    • Now I’ve had Jun, where one kind of love comes full circle to a different kind.
    • I have learned the heart is infinite, and you can embrace different people in different parts, even as you keep the memories of others whole.
  • Things that were important once aren’t. Some are. I value myself as who I am.  It’s okay to be weird… Why not see life from a different angle, n’est-ce pas?
    • Should I switch to a more monetarily rewarding role, I will need to have value in a humanitarian aspect of some kind.
    • Giving up a friendship that isn’t healthy is sad, and you’ll cry, but it won’t hurt in the long run.
    • Some people will find you toxic or the bad guy in their life. There is nothing you can do to change that view, and it’s not worth the effort.  It’s ok.  We can’t be the hero in every story.
      • You don’t have to like everyone…and they don’t have to like you.  I had that in the original language; it’s a proverb from another culture.

Life if for the living.  The dead come around sometimes in different ways, whether a sudden memory, piece of music, a butterfly.  Not just the obvious ones: there are erstwhile friends who I haven’t thought of in years, and all of a sudden their names and laughs are popping into my head.  I might be forgotten one day, and I’m okay with that.  We don’t all have to have our name on the wall of a pew or hospital or wherever.  When its time for me to go, it’ll be because my purpose is done.  Whether in a few days time tragically, or in 40 years time of old age; this journey is one of spirit riding flesh.  I don’t know what comes next. I’m not in a hurry to find out, but I’m not scared.

I’ve lost a lot of people in life.  It’s why I treasure the ones I have in it now, why I say “I love you” when they leave, and “call me when you get home”.

Tomorrow I’ll be 45 and that’s ok.

 

 

 

Eight years gone

My dearest Squish;

Eight fucking years. Hell, baby, I thought I wasn’t going to get to 8 hours, 8 days, 8 weeks without you. I know you come around sometimes. Thanks.  It does keep me going at times, when I need that little reminder that it wasn’t all in my head, and what we had was real.

There are days when people tell me stories that I have to shake myself and go “damn, I was there”. There are other days where every little detail comes flooding in, and if I’m not in a situation that calls for calm (and sometimes when I am) will burst into delighted laughter of a remembrance, or tears that you are not there to share things with.

There are the purely wild “Jaymerizms”:

  • Tea tastes better served in fine china, made by someone else. With cream.
  • Its 7pm. Kayvyn is late.
  • Pretty, pretty, pretty
  • What was that song by that guy?  Let’s call Beeberly
  • I could even out your bangs
  • It’s my favorite size…huge
  • Well FUUUCK that SHIIIIT
  • NEXT!
  • Oh my god, I broke my husband…again
  • Get in the chair
  • Where’s my hitter?
  • I love you so much my earlobes stink

There are lessons that you taught me that I do my best to have learned, some days better than others:

  • Everybody calls when they get home from the party
  • Give people a chance, and then FUUUCK them
  • A stranger is just a friend you haven’t…met….yet
  • If you fuck up dinner, pour another bottle of wine, slap the shit on a fancy plate and sprinkle herbs on it, another bottle after dinner and they’ll all be happy.
  • Blood doesn’t make family. Family are the people in your lives who’d do anything to help you, and you would do anything for.

There are moments in these past 8 years I wished I could’ve shared with you; there are people I would have loved you to meet; there was music to play (even new Stevie and Fleetwood!) and times that I could’ve have used that ultra-confident FUUUCK that to cheer me up and boost my confidence.

See, the biggest thing that you taught me was that life can be enjoyed on your own terms quite happily. That’s the trick of not being a “sheeple”… march to your own drum, off-beat, singing quietly and off-tune or loudly and on; listen to people who need listening to; give love to people who need a little love, but if they don’t give it back, don’t let them suck you dry; go outside with flare, because in a world of caterpillars it takes balls to be a butterfly; if people think you’re just a moth and not a butterfly, fuck it, you still have wings.

And those of us in the know, well, we all have a little piece of you inside of us. When we are together, we laugh a little harder and love a little fiercer, because we know that every moment we have with each other could be the last, so at least for that moment we live out loud.

I miss you, babe.  You had the stinkiest earlobes…

Love,

Your Smoochie